No one cares that you like listening to Taylor Swift, you’re not special because you get a pedicure every couple of months, literally everyone likes watching Mean Girls. At first I thought simply locking the post and shaming the OP would be good enough to get them to go down in frequency, but they’re literally being posted every 12 fucking hours now, and this shit is old af
So here’s the situætion: posting this question is now a 24hr Ban. Not as long as the forever alone temp ban (cause let’s be honest, this is just one mod being salty af) but juuuuuust long enough to let y’all know not to do it again.
E: “When was the last time you cried” is gonna be added to the list too 👌🏿
Attention dear users.
Anyone who posts any posts about the ridiculousness that is "No Nut November" will be banned for the remainder of the month. No ifs, no buts, no no nuts. This is the final warning.
It's not big, it's not clever and it's not funny. I'm sick of everyone beating this pointless meme to an inch of completion. I'd rather go choke a chicken than milk the cow that is this stupidity. Any users who constantly jack off around this "meme", or is it even a meme, it's just an excuse for people who aren't getting any to beat the bishop that is this silliness.
There are plenty of other subs you can drain the monster that is this nonsense in but I will not have it greasing the pipe that is r/askmen.
If you want to have a night with Pamela Handerson be my guest, there's nothing stopping you. I'm all for you Googling yourself during the month of November, there's nothing stopping you. To be honest, November has been recent years been brought about to promote cancer awareness in men, and not jacking off is not going to help this.
So in short, you're not gonna go blind, it's good for the health, this "meme" is stupid and anyone who posts it will be banned for the rest of the month.
Lots of love
Your Resident Dino Fetishist.
New dad here and I have no idea what's socially acceptable/normal here. It gives me anxiety every time
Edit: I appreciate all you guys. Parenting is hard.
Whenever I think about her I am overwhelmed with sappy happy feelings and warm sensations, and everything she does just makes me smile and stare at her like a fool. I want to tell her that I love her but I'm young (21) and not totally sure what love is. When did you realize you loved your girlfriend/boyfriend