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For reference, a list compiled by a number of contributers over the course of several years:

Sarah's "joke": A racist tweet from Sarah (East St. Louis is predominantly African-American): http://imgur.com/XGcVB36.

Sarah and Marriage Equality: Sarah is mad at Jars of Clay (Christian band)'s lead singer for supporting gay marriage: http://imgur.com/gAHoM1J.

Sarah comments on George Zimmerman: Sarah agrees with her husband that George Zimmerman is innocent and that Obama should back off: http://imgur.com/Z4qyICc.

Sarah comments on her husband's infamous "Obamaphone" post: http://imgur.com/JzrXjBe (also, the word he wants is not "allusive").

Sarah responds when questioned about her history of making racist comments and "jokes": When asked about specific comments she made on Twitter, Sarah replied "I haven’t tweeted anything racist": https://imgur.com/a/1E5Tdq1.

Sarah removes comments in support of Pride and blocks Pride supporters: In June, 2019, Sarah posed wearing a shirt that with a rainbow heart design (https://www.instagram.com/p/BzJsBSVF2XZ/). When commenters pointed out that this shirt was designed by Ellen DeGeneres for Walmart in honor of Pride Month, Sarah deleted those comments. She also blocked people who had left a comment thanking her for supporting Pride by wearing the shirt, and she blocked people who had liked those pro-Pride comments. This is a practice she had followed previously on posts featuring rainbow designs (rainbow sweaters, rainbow Millers), which she typically tags #rainbowbrite. An example of a Pride question deleted by Sarah: https://imgur.com/a/k44ysJH.

Sarah supports Wayfair: In June, 2019, Wayfair (a company that sells furniture and home goods) came under criticism for selling beds to migrant detention camps for unaccompanied children. Wayfair employees staged a walkout to protest the sale of beds, and many people boycotted Wayfair for its actions and complicity. Sarah, however, posted a picture of a rug she purchased from Wayfair “on major sale” and tagged #wayfair (https://imgur.com/a/Sfqdbc3).

Sarah on Twitter:

@sarahtondello I hope Hill binge watched Orange is the New Black to prepare for her next term. #ElectionNight

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Iffin’ It Fits!
3 days ago
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Get low get low get low get low

To the window, to the wall

To the AG jeggings, size xx small

All you IG bitches, crawl

To all skee skee, dadburnit

All skee skee, goshdarn

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Sweet Daddy's Cookie Keeper
3 days ago

I'm fixin' to give you sweet frinds a Christmas home tour but I'm just so far behind! I'll start with my first tree. It kind of came about when I came in and started piling up my shopping bags from the day and it turned into this beautiful Christmas tree. It is so so good, y'all. The true meaning of Christmas! Swipe up for my trash! Here's a festive home for your other snark and chat!

http://imgur.com/a/a9JRhck

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mod but not overly so
10 days ago

This week's caption is courtesy of u/Yanks4079. CONGRATs!

Growing up in Bumfuck, TX was especially hard for Sarah, a chatty gal with a lifestyle fit for the big city. Every year at Christmas, Sarah would grin and bear days of traditional family activities, like church suppers and choir practices. Mama2Chains was especially tough to get along with: She was a strict woman who always opposed Sarah’s lifestyle. So, when it was time to leave home, Sarah took the first chance and moved to the bright lights of Decatur, IL. Away from family, Sarah thrived as an Instagram Influencer who juggled 60-hour workweeks with try-ons at Target. And, no, Sarah didn’t care to celebrate Christmas! Bah humbug! Our heroine, otherwise known as Tater, didn’t even have time for her long-suffering husband, Scottie!

Despite not talking to Mama2Chains for years, Tater is faced with seeing her again when receiving the news that Mama broke her Hidden Crown hair extensions. Stricken with a false since of duty, Tater decides to trek back to Bumfuck, TX to spend Christmas with the family. At first, Sarah is greeted harshly, as family members toss used Starbuck cups at her head, but after a few heart-to-hearts and a family carol of “Last Christmas” (JITTERBUG), Sarah finds home isn’t as bad as once remembered. At the same time, Sarah bumps into an old school friend, Melissa, who has since become an attractive Salma Dupe with a winning smile and cute figure. With a little time, Sarah even takes part in those old traditions, like waiting for the Santa truck in the cup-de-sac and drinking hot cocoa in a Rae Dunn mug.

But as Tater finally reaches an understanding with Mama2Chains, there comes a time to face the music. Though the holidays were special, Sarah must either go back to Texas alone or settle in Decatur with Scottie and have Nachos every Friday night. In the end, Tater is forced to make a choice that comes from the heart, possibly the heart of her grandpappy, Glin, who inspires Sarah to organize card showers. Through it all, though, Tater certainly learns one thing: The true meaning of Christmas.

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Sweet Daddy's Cookie Keeper
10 days ago

Gooooood morning, friends! Just wanted to show you my Monday outfit, just a casual day at the office, y'all. It may seem complicated, ladies, but this is how you do glitter for the workday 😘 Here's a home for your other snark and chat!

http://imgur.com/a/RyX7OwK

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Posted by
Thank you Rose! ❤️❤️❤️
17 days ago

Things I'll be thinking about this week in the Sarahverse:

  • make-believe mean-spirited conversations with reject passion-is-a-must-partners

  • jet lagged adjustments to the time change (how DO you moms do it?)

  • finding that ever-elusive, green shat-too parka at TJ Maxx (in a size 2, honey)

  • wearing socks that don't show over kahnyak booties

  • decorating for Christmas - baby, it's cold outside!

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Sweet Daddy's Cookie Keeper
17 days ago

Here's a home for your other snark and chat...or is it? I'm not quite sure...I can't lift my head because I'm wearing this growl whisper suuuuper cute hat (sz XXL swipe up!)

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Sweet Daddy's Cookie Keeper
23 days ago

Gittin' a bit of a late start doday because I was trying to find my Baby It's Cold Outside sign and a rubbermaid bin fell and I was buried in a mountain of shatoo coats. I had to wait until hubby got home to rescue me and he was working late installing lights at the motel 6. Anyways swipe up for my shatoo coats, they are so warm y'all, I was toasty all day! Park your other snark and chat here!

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